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Posts tagged “Fun

HALLOWEEN NIGHTMARE (chunkymark)

Happy Halloween chunkymark style.

 


London Rioter gets hardcore

Just had to pass this one on, WARNING DISTURBING VID, please don’t watch this if you are easily offended, I don’t want anyone to have nightmares, make sure you are sitting down before watching, I have never been shocked as much as this in my life, this sort of thing must end now.


Hey boring people!!

REMEMBER THIS???

Its called FUN try it someday, no in fact try it EVERYDAY!!

Be sure to film it though, you know what the police are like, far from honest.


Universal truths

My smile

Image via Wikipedia

Just for fun and my lack of finding anything good to blog today, well it is a truth site anyway, enjoy.

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4) You’ve never quite sure whether it’s ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80’s has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

6) Reading when you’re drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

8) You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the

first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.

25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can’t respect a man who carries a dog.

27) There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

31) People who don’t drive slam car doors too hard
32) You’ve turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood

specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.

35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.


Comedian or Prophet? (RIP BILL HICKS)

No words needed.


Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead

Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says

CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.

In a late-night appearance in the East Room of the Imperial Palace, Lord Vader declared that “justice has been done” as he disclosed that agents of the Imperial Army and stormtroopers of the 501st Legion had finally cornered Kenobi, one of the leaders of the Jedi rebellion, who had eluded the Empire for nearly two decades. Imperial officials said Kenobi resisted and was cut down by Lord Vader’s own lightsaber. He was later dumped out of an airlock.

READ THE REST HERE : http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html#


The American Dream

This next vid tells its story for an American audience, but if you replace the word “Fed” with the “Bank of England” is suddenly becomes something much more for us to consider and draw parallels with, as always I leave it up to you to fully research its facts or fictions.


Relevant

Due to recent events I am now at the stage where I can laugh at myself over being offended, please enjoy.


The Common People

Time for a bit of fun I think.


Bill Hicks – ‘Smoking’

Just enjoy the vid and shut the fuck up with your constant moaning about smokers.


Gaddafi Duck

PRICELESS !!!!!


The Zeitgeist Movement: EXPOSED

This next vid is a sarcastic look at some of the arguments against Zeitgeist.


Shit Happens

Just had to share this, we all need a lighthearted moment from time to time, so enjoy this then back to TRUTH with you.

 

  • TAOISM: Shit happens.
  • CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, “Shit happens”.
  • ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?)
  • JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?
  • ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.
  • COMMUNISM: Equal shit happens to all people.
  • CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.
  • PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training.
  • SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you’re on our shit list.
  • ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.
  • UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens.  Let’s have coffee and donuts.
  • RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else.
  • JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?
  • REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?
  • MYSTICISM: What weird shit!
  • AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit?
  • ATHEISM: I don’t believe this shit!
  • NIHILISM: Who needs this shit?
  • AZTEC: Cut out this shit!
  • QUAKER: Let’s not fight over this shit.
  • FORTEANISM: No shit??
  • 12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the shit.
  • VOODOO: Hey, that shit looks just like you!
  • NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening.
  • DEISM: Shit just happens.
  • EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn’t happen; shit is.
  • SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.
  • CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is in your mind.
  • BUDDHISM: Shit happens, but pay no mind.
  • SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere.
  • HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.
  • WICCA: Mix this shit together and make it happen!
  • HASIDISM: Shit never happens the same way twice.
  • THEOSOPHY: You don’t know half of the shit that happens.
  • DIANETICS: Your mother gave you shit before your were born.
  • SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays.
  • JEHOVAH’s WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armageddon.
  • MOONIES: Only happy shit really happens.
  • HOPI: Corn fertilizer happens.
  • BAHA’I: It’s all the same shit.
  • STOICISM: This shit is good for me.
  • OBJECTIVISM: Our shit is good for you.
  • EST: If my shit bothers you, that’s your fault.
  • REAGANISM: Don’t move; the shit will trickle down.
  • FASCISM: Shit makes the trains run on time.
  • CARGO CULT: A barge will come and take all the shit away.
  • EMACS: Hold down Control-Meta-Shit.
  • DISCORDIANISM: Some funny shit happened to me today.
  • RASTAFARIANISM: Let’s smoke this shit.
  • CHARISMATIC: This is not shit and it doesn’t smell bad.
  • MASONIC: Shit happens, but we can’t discuss it during Lodge.
  • RED CROSS: Shit happens – send money.
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    Hearing Test

    Ok now we all hear bullshit from our puppet leaders and main stream media everyday, well to avoid those “WTF” did I really hear that shit moments, why not try out this hearing test?? Just play it at a normal for you volume and see how well you do, if your hearing is great you can rest assured that what you heard was really bollocks.

    By the way its FREE I dont sell anything here, truth and information should always be FREE.


    The Love Police: Anarchy in the UK (and Egypt)

    Great message from the Love Police enjoy.