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Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead

Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says

CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.

In a late-night appearance in the East Room of the Imperial Palace, Lord Vader declared that “justice has been done” as he disclosed that agents of the Imperial Army and stormtroopers of the 501st Legion had finally cornered Kenobi, one of the leaders of the Jedi rebellion, who had eluded the Empire for nearly two decades. Imperial officials said Kenobi resisted and was cut down by Lord Vader’s own lightsaber. He was later dumped out of an airlock.



3 responses

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  2. GalacticEye

    I was clueless until the mention of an air-lock. Very nice. 🙂
    Hence the irrational exuberance of the Sand People? lol

    May 13, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    • Lol, buddy, I thought it was the right time for a bit of fun in the old blog.

      May 13, 2011 at 8:33 pm

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