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Top Ten Signs You’re a Fundamentalist Christian

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Oh how I laughed at this one, truth eh !!

10 – You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other  religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 – You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved  from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we  were created from dirt.

8 – You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 – Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to  Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered  all the babies of Egypt in “Exodus” and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic  groups in “Joshua” including women, children, and trees!

6 – You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods  sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit  impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to  life and then ascended into the sky.

5 – You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the  scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find  nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in  their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4– You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of  those who share your beliefs — though excluding those in all rival sects – will  spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering.  And yet consider your religion  the most “tolerant” and “loving.”
3 – While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to  convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in  “tongues” may be all the evidence you need to “prove” Christianity.

2 – You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers.   You consider that to be evidence that prayer works.  And you think that the  remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 – You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the  Bible, Christianity, and church history – but still call yourself a Christian.


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